To: Kelly Stinnett
Why the hell do you suck so much Kelly Stinnett? What exactly have you done to earn your paycheck today Kelly Stinnett? You were supposed to have some "pop" in your bat, all I've seen is "fizzle." I'm not asking for 3 R HR's, just a timely hit every now and again. And I totally blame today's loss on you and your goddamn throwing error.
To the KC Royals:
I know you're a small market team and all but you are professional baseball players right? You do know how to hit the ball? How the hell do you lose consecutive 1-0 games? At least today you mustered more than 1 hit.
To All The People Who Have Searched For David Wright is Gay:
If I were a Met fan I wouldn't care if he was into elephants right now.