HEY INTERNET WHERE ARE YOU? COME BACK. I NEED YOU.
My visitor stats have dropped off dramatically in the last week or so. Ok, I'm being a bit dramatic when I say dramatically, it's not like I have dooce numbers but was getting a good 50ish reads a day, now it's down to 10ish. WHERE HAVE YOU GONE INTERNET, THE NATION TURNS TURNS IT'S LONELY EYES TO YOU.
I know, you're all jealous 'cause I'm going to Opening Day and you're not but still. That's no reason to flatleave me. Heh. When was the last time you heard THAT? Maybe it's the poop stories. Maybe you're pooped out. Well I couldn't blame you about that. OH! Maybe you're busy planning my surprise party. I bet that's it.
INTERNET I'M BEGGING YOU. DON'T LEAVE ME NOW. I promise I won't do it again. Or will do it some more. WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO DO I'LL DO IT INTERNET. 'CAUSE YOU ARE THE REASON FOR LIVING. YOU ARE THE REASON GOD MAKE OKLAHOMA.
- Stationery Queen had this to say:
Hi, Lisa Ann!
I'm still here! *waving*
My stats have gone down a bit. Spring is springing! Plus, two people I read are quitting blogging.
- 6:20 PM
- ~TVS had this to say:
I'm so much better at lurking than commenting....
- 10:11 PM
- Lisa Ann had this to say:
So does this mean you're not planning my surprise party? LOL.
- 11:08 AM