Last night, after messing up the first batch of Stove Top Stuffing, I took inventory of my freezer:
1 -1/2 cartons of Marlboro Ultra Light Menthols
1 pack of off-brand cigarettes (my emergency pack)
1/2 bottle of Stoli
1/4 bottle of Jose Cuervo
2 empty ice cube trays
2 un-identified foil wrapped items
1 box of Ore Ida twice baked potatoes that have been in there for at least 2 years
Also, after much searching, realized I do not have 1 vegetable, frozen, canned or fresh in the entire apt.
Is it any wonder then that when I watch these cooking shows I marvel, not at the fabulous yummy dishes being created, but that they have the ingredients to MAKE these fabulous yummy dishes!!