Monday, October 03, 2005
Fucking Away in Philly


This postcard is fucking hilarious, courtesy of LB. The caption underneath says "can we cut out the 'just friends' routine 'cos it's getting really boring and I just want to have sex with you" She attached a note saying I should give this to some guy I want to fuck. Now if you know me and LB you know this is the perfect thing for her to send me. LB has no trouble attracting men AT ALL. White men, black men, single, married or gay. Not a problem. I marvel at her ability to meet a man, have a drink and take him home and fuck him. She is absolutely fearless & free with guys. Meanwhile, I, on the other hand, well.... am quite the opposite. Tongue tied and awkward, nervous & shy, just the things that turn men on. OW! BABY! YOU LOOK & SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT, THAT GETS ME HOT. And that's even assuming I've made it to the conversation stage. I am HORRIBLE at making eye contact and god forbid I smile. Needless to say, I love going out with her so I can totally horn in on her action. Hmm... I think a trip down to Philly is in my near future.






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