'Cause I feel LIKE SHIT. And given the current state of my digestive and other gastro systems SHIT is the most appropriate word. Seriously, I'm not blogging because I'm pooped. Or am pooping. And when I'm not shitting my brains out I'm blowing my nose due to the cold.that.will.not.go.away.
But a big surprise is in store for my loyal readers (all 2 of you). So stayed tuned. And I promise to keep the pooping posts to a minimum.