This was a note circulated to the staff today:
Please note that when we go for our company-wide celebratory luncheon on the 19th of April, we will be stopping for a moment to have a group photo taken for publication in TCTPMS newsletter. To create the best possible image, please give a little thought to your attire for that day. After discussion with [redacted] and [redacted], the advice on this seems to run to solid, muted colors; avoid loud prints and overmuch black. No jeans.
- Gleemonex had this to say:
Tell you what: how about I wear my assless chaps that day, so whoever wrote that can kiss my sweet cheeks?
- 3:13 PM