Dear Chinese Food Delivery Guy:
I really appreciate you coming to my office in the pouring rain to deliver my delicious chicken & string beans today. Totally sorry I messed up and under-tipped you. I'll get you next time.
Dear Woman in the Blue Car with the California License Plate:
Thank you for not hitting me when you blew that red light in your hurry to procur that parking spot. I hope your car gets towed you bitch.
Dear Guy in my Office Who Thinks That Web Sites are E Mail Addresses:
And you wonder why you'll be out of a job in six weeks.
Dear People in the New Accouting Office of TCTPMS:
Would it kill you to return my calls?
Dear David Ortiz:
I hope you feel better soon (*coughnotreallycoughcough*)


- had this to say:
Now I want Chinese food. AGH!
- 10:56 AM