Tuesday, April 25, 2006
*a women's lament*

oh my god the cramps are killing me. like daggers through my ovaries. geez, when the fuck is menopause gonna kick in? it's not like i need to get my period, i'm not having kids, don't need these eggs, don't need this fucking misery every month. don't need the swollen breasts, the sanitary napkins, and the bullshit guessing game of when is my period going to come because it's not like i'm on any kind of schedule or anything. of course i haven't had sex in a gazillion years so it's not like i have to worry about NOT getting my period. that's a whole 'nother kind of hell right there. anyway back to my cramps. they fucking hurt and i want it to stop now. the only thing that's going to make me feel better is about 12 tylenol and a snickers bar.


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